the black spectacular


DL: (walks in class with noticeable crease on his forehead from wearing his do-rag too tight)
me:  working on your waves for the summer?
DL:  oh yea, these skeezers are gonna need surfboards.
DL. I'm about to not cut my hair until next year though.
me:  Why not?
DL:  I'm about to grow a reverse mohawk?
me:  a reverse mohawk?
DL:  yea, i'm gonna grow the rest out and just shave a line down the middle;  reverse it.  They ain't ready for it.
me: (forehead to palm )

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